$15.00
Captain Ahab's hit song "I Don't Have A Dick" comes to life through the incredible advancements of fashion. With a portrait of Jonathan & Jim from Captain Ahab on the front, and classy "tramp stamp" text on the lower-rear, you will be dressed appropriately for even the fanciest of occasions. And why not, with "I Don't Have A Dick" written above your fanny?
Design by Bill Hutson.